so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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