everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just high enough for therapy.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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