idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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