Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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