he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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