We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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