Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm at about main and main street
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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