My room smells like vodka and shame
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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