Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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