She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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