VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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