Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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