How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You've changed since you got that strap on
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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