a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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His nipple licking is glorious
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