in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
