is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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