He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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