does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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