Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
So many bounce houses so little time
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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