North Korea, Best Korea!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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