Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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