So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
