oh god the rape fog is back!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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