Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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