I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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