sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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