found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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