its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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