Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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