Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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