Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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