She just used a chaser for red wine.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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