Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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