THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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