Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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