i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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