I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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