one two three fourrrrnication!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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