I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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