K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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