Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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