You think she's not busy telling all her girlfriends about your pinky-pecker and the fact that you're a one-pump chump? A strategy with that kind of burn rate isn't sustainable over the long term, because everyone will know sooner or later about your physical shortcomings, and, worse, the fact that you're an asshole. Learn to eat some pussy, learn to hold off busting your nut, and hopefully you'll find someone who wants to stick around for a while.
yeah wait till that magnum slips off your micro penis inside her and you begat a tiny-penis jr. #you're a tool. #a very very small tool, like a finishing nail or an allen wrench
If you're going to make something up just to get on TFLN, please at least try to make it look like it could have been a text. This is clearly some asshole who wanted to post SOMETHING, even if it was complete bullshit.
Man up, grow up and stop being a selfish loser. The best experience I had with a man with a teeny tiny penis was in college. He was from Europe and it only took seconds for me to have a vaginal orgasm. I had just learned how to do it with an old boyfriend. He said in a heavy European accent "You are a difficult woman" I laughed and said "do you put other women in comas".....he explained as young boys they go off with women. in his country no woman who is not a virgin can marry and th
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