Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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