How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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