What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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