Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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