She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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