It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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