your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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