I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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