Having a random hookup so left but love u
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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