found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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