The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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