i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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