If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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