I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
