12:23 No one actually gives a fuck whether you queef or not. If not queefing makes you feel all good and happy about yourself, you have a pretty fucked up view on whats actually important.
1:45 Don't be an idiot. Vagina's do not stretch that much by regular fucking. It would take near inhuman constant fucking and size to actually stretch a vagina to noticeably looser conditions.
Or childbirth. But thats probably not the case here.
10:51, way to parade total ignorance. Women don't "fart" out of their genitals, air gets trapped sometimes and needs to escape. It isn't gassy, it doesn't have an odor, and women can't a( control it or b)tell when it's about to happen.
I had regular sex for over two years without queefing, foolishly thinking that meant it would never happen to me. Well, it finally did a few weeks ago - and it will eventually happen to every girl that has sex. The best thing to do is just laugh it off, and if you can't do that, you don't deserve to get laid.
The only time I've queefed was during doggie style... I tend to avoid that position. Then I have no problems.
But seriously, if it's going to spoil your sex... you're an idiot. That's all.
seriously. Queefing happens to every women at some point in time. Shit it happened to me last night and me and my partner laughed at it. It's no big deal. If you think you're sooo much better because you dont queef I would seriously like to be there the day you do and see the fucking expression on your face. It would be hilarious.
im a guy and 1102, youre a pussy. a real man should be able to deal with wayyyyyyy dirtier shit than a little vag air. havent you ever rebuilt an engine???
and 1109, yeah, men ARE fucking gross. sorry...its as uncontrollable to us as queefs are to you ladies.
12:12 – I like the thought process. I will have to remember that the next time I’m getting blown and I fart in her face. I mean “shittt happens”
1:50 – I have been with girls that are noticeably tighter than others. Tight girls don’t get fisted.
3:21 blowing into a girls vagina can not killer her unless said person has such a fantastic lung capacity or the girl has the smallest canal/uterus in the history that said blowing ruptures her uterus.
spread that cunts labias apart, take a deep...DEEP breath and blow til your blue in the face, by the time she has time to know what the fuck just happened you are pushing down in at the top of the fur and listening to natures whoopie cushion> try row, row, row your boat... maybe twinkle twinkle little star???
exactly...he thinks its just the funniest damn thing thats ever happened, then he goes and tells all his friends...but he does it on purpose and only during doggy....im trying not to let it bug me...but i just hate it more that he tells every one of his friends..
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