If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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