just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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