Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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